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What do you get when you put Nutella on salmon?


SALMONella ahahahahaha

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sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

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afloweroutofstone:

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

"Hey, get up, we’re heading out."
"Yeah man, just give me exactly one minute."

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madness-of-depression:

musiccuresthepain:

madness-of-depression:

musiccuresthepain:

I can’t even cry anymore.

stop reposting my posts? wtf

^^lol you wish I was “reporting your post”. In the source it even says I found it on We Heart it. So quit being a bitch & fuck off. & don’t hashtag it “mine” cause it’s not yours.

I don’t fucking care if you found it on We Heart It, it clearly has my water mark on it.

Indeed it does

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crackedhopehead:

snarg:

this makes me so happy

this is so high

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daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

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